A Monologue on Labour’s Dialogue Rewards
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Richard Kuper
JVL Introduction
You couldn’t make it up!
We used to be politically active out of conviction. No need any more!
A simple incentive scheme will do the trick.
Why have an alternative vision of the future when a chat with Angela or Keir will set you up for the duration?
This article was originally published by All That Is Solid ... on Tue 22 Dec 2020. Read the original here.
A Monologue on Labour's Dialogue Rewards
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Easy to fix:
1st place: No call from Keir Starmer
2nd place: One call from Keir Starmer
3rd place: Two calls from Keir Starmer
etc.
But surely the greatest prize can be won by the least effort.
Make zero calls and you are guaranteed not to get even a telephone call from Starmer or Rayner.
Wrong analysis. I’m going to join the Party and make those 3000 calls because it will be the only opportunity I’d ever get to tell Angela Rayner exactly how much I appreciate her. And her wonderful ‘thousands and thousands more’ speech to JLM.
They seem to forget that we have free will, and cannot be forced to do anything we do not want to do or do not feel comfortable doing, ie acting against our values and principles. And in my view this whole ‘incentive scheme’ is just soooo cringeworthy. I’ll be giving that a miss.